Friday, July 06, 2007

This just in from our nation's Capitol, Phil Mickelson hit a shot so bad, that it required the deployment of the United States Secret Service.

He made such a mess of the 16th hole that it got too close to Secretary of State Condoleezza Rice. The Secret Service apparently moved her to be away from the throngs of people.

Here's what I want to ask Mickelson - "Have you ever hit a shot so poorly that the best trained guards in the history of civilization have to scramble into duty?"

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