So why don't the Europeans win majors anymore? Let's turn it over to TNT analyst Bobby Clampett for the penetrating investigation:

"They need to shoot the lowest score."

Oh.

If I ran TNT sports, after I got done with my morning victory lap around the breakfast table for hiring Charles Barkley years ago, I'd fly Clampett's backside back to the states. Then I'd send Barkley to Scotland and let the good times roll. You would be able to hear country club older women throughout the U.S. cringe when Barkley started going off about Ian Poulter's pants or the white snobs in the golf world.

Now, we're on to something.

Why did Clampett have to go?

"He wasn't any good."

Oh.