Tiger birdied two in a row, then hit someone with his second shot at six. To make matters worse, a camera went off in the middle of his back swing on his third shot. That's always fun to see if Stevie will go up and rip the guy's eyes out. Tiger made par, but looks good.

Sergio does not, and I'm not speaking about his golf swing. He's wearing red pants, a red undershirt and a bright orange and red sweater. Remember when everyone thought their cable went out at the end of "The Sopranos?" Well people will be adjusting their dials because they won't believe an adult could wear this. It's repugnant and bright. On a gloomy day in Scotland, you will be able to see him from Neptune. This is also coming from a guy who wears a tee shirt that says "My Other Ride is Your Mother" with a picture of a donkey on it. I'll wear anything, but what Sergio has on right now.