What in the name of God is going on here?

Mike Weir just birdied the 15th and is seven-under on his round. There are more birdies than a flock flying south for the winter. Is this a major championship or a chip-and-putt round at Woody's?

Why is this happening? Well, when you have no wind and soft conditions, these guys will make birdies. There was quite a bit of rain overnight...

Luke Donald just chipped in for birdie.

Anyway, back to my point - soft conditions can lead to birdies if you put the ball in the fairway...

Mike Weir just hit a shot from a fairway bunker to about a centimeter. This is getting ridiculous.

There are so many people lighting up this scoreboard that I literally am writing down every shot I see. You never know who's going to come out of the pack and I don't want to miss anything.

By the way, David Toms is now five back. I'm displeased and a little hungry.